Brigade

HAIRBALL

Feeling pretty gnarly
I was opening for Charlie
no shouts of take a hike
as I stepped up to the mic
  
So confident and flip
and thinking I was hip
I sucked in air
from everywhere
and really let'r rip 
 
as from where I stood
it sounded pretty good
but not without a flaw
by act of Murphy's Law 
 
Never thought my hair
would land inside of there
sucked you see   
inside of me
to cut off all my air 
 
Now thinking what a drag
upon my hair to gag
with audience aghast
I couldn't think too fast
  
but something came along
to right that awful wrong
to aide my plight
that hellish night
I finished out my song 
 
Charlie must have heard
but never said a word
and even if he had
it couldn't be so bad 
 
for I shall not bemoan
the flubs that are my own
but knew reprieve   
as he did leave
this long haired country girl alone 
 
 
Jeannie

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CzarPermalink Reply by RadioDawg on August 30, 2011 at 7:41am
ROFLMAO...OH the visual  this  concocted in my head ...hehehe nice work!

BrigadePermalink Reply by Jeannie Hinck on August 30, 2011 at 9:46am
Thanks, BD!  You've put a smile on my face and a tickle in my heart!

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