But What’s Puzzling You Is The Nature Of My Game!
I half expected this question from his fawning press corps quislings as the CEO of Obamacare stepped up to the microphones in the Rose Garden yesterday to address the “glitches”. “This is unacceptable” said the Engineer of what has been charitably referred to as a “train wreck”…as if he were just another passenger on this ill-fated train!
Train wreck? With our economy hovering precariously near stall speed, this isn’t a train wreck…this is your classic EPIC Disaster! This man has just single-handedly destroyed our healthcare system! 16% of the US Economy is now in shambles and total chaos! This is the Chicago Fire….this is Rome Burning!!!
Sick and frightened Americans who are being dropped from their health plans are finding themselves not only out in the cold, they are facing fines! Companies are forced to lay off employees or reduce their hours. Many who were already struggling as a direct result of this President’s failed economic policies are going out of business!
Do you know what this is exactly? This is the Classic Three Stooges episode where Moe, Larry and Curly pretend to be somebody they’re not, like gourmet chefs…or doctors! Do you know why those episodes were so funny? Because WE WEREN’T THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE EATING THEIR CREAM PUFFS OR LYING ON THEIR OPERATING TABLE! This real life Stooge is actually killing us!!
But hey, stop the presses…the CEO of Obamacare and Mayor of Obamaville has just made another pledge! “Nobody’s madder than me about the fact that the website isn’t working as it should,” Obama said during a speech in the Rose Garden. “Which means it’s going to get fixed.” (The squirrels were laughing so hard they almost fell out of the trees and onto the reporters!) Well if the reporters won’t do their jobs then I guess it’s up to us! Let’s do a Presidential Pledge Review shall we?
“As President, I will enact sweeping reforms to dramatically increase transparency and accountability in government to make it responsive and accountable to the American people.”~ Barack Obama, August 15, 2007
“I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.” ~ Barack Obama, 2008
“We will hunt down those who slaughtered four brave Americans.”~ Barack Obama on Benghazi
“We will leave no stone un-turned.”~ Barack Obama on the Boston Marathon Bombing
“But I have got no patience with it, I will not tolerate it, and we will make sure that we find out exactly what happened on this.”~ Barack Obama on the IRS Scandal
Are we beginning to see a pattern here? The Chicago Fire was supposedly the result of a cow kicking over a lantern…as I recall. This fuse was lit by design and intention by those who have been poisoned to see America as the ultimate evil imperial empire. We have taken a devastating torpedo to our amidships and we still haven’t figured out that it was launched from our own White House! Maybe we ARE in a Stooges movie after all…