2012 Election Song - Welcome to the MAIN EVENT - by Toots Sweet

Copyright 2012 Toots Sweet

This is the epic battle depicting our struggles within and the decisions we make everyday that shape who we are through personal responsibility or the lack there of, choosing between left and right , right and wrong, good and evil, goes like this…

Walking minding my business
a cutie crept up from behind
I couldn't resist this
SELF CONTROL or CURIOSITY
who’s gonna win this
come on place your bets
the main event don't miss this.
SUCKER PUNCHED self control lied on the mat that dirty rat curiosity done killed the cat
it was a sneak attack… but he died swiftly

Are you a contender or a pretender y
ou gotta be the man
stand up and defend her

Flipping through the NY Times
I gotta find a job but I'm to qualified MOTIVATION or PROCRASTONY
which one will win this
come on place your bet
the main event don't miss this
UPPERCUT and motivation fell to the street procrastiny just knocked out all of his front teeth motivation bowed his head
and threw the towel in defeat
why do today what you can do tomorrow
when you can sit back beg and borrow

Are you a contender or a pretender
you gotta be the man
stand up and defend her

Welcome to the main event.

Living off the government dole
like two lost soles swinging in a fish bowl AMBITION or DEPENDENCY
which one will win this
come on place your bet
the main event don't miss this…
COLD COCKED ambition fell into despair
while dependency was chillin
in his lazy chair
still collecting welfare
bitchin bout how life ain’t fair

Are you a contender or a pretender
you gotta be the man
stand up and defend her

Kicking back watching the flat screen
serfing through the channels
political pundits all I see
PROPAGANDA or INTEGRITY
whose gonna win this
come on place your bet
the main event don't miss this.
LEFT HOOK integrity got hit in the jaw
from the shot heard around the world
he never saw coming from a south paw
looks like i picked another bloody loser
bettin on the media will do that to ya

Are you a contender or a pretender
you gotta be the man
stand up and defend her

welcome to the main event

WELCOME TO THE MAIN EVENT
ladies and gentlemen in the left corner
holding the tittle 4 years in a row
with an unemployment rate over
8 and a half percent without
ever being knocked down
wearing the rainbow colored trunks
with the embroidered hammer and cycle
weighing in at 17 trillion hundred pounds representing oppression all over the world
and the international community
from Washington D-Sleazy
the dope of hope
let’s give it up for TYRANNY

and ladies and gentlemen his challenger
this evening in the right corner
wearing the red white and blue trunks
fighting for freedom for over 236 years
and counting representing WE THE PEOPLE weighing in at over 350,000,000 strong
let’s give it up for LIBERTY

Taxes without representation
class warfare gives me agitation
TYRANNY or LIBERTY
which one will win this
come on place your bet
the main event don't miss
this BITCH SLAPPED tyranny
got put in his place
liberty just wiped that filthy smile
right off his face
along with the bad taste
tyranny had lingering
upon the human race
chalk this one up for the good guys

Welcome to the main event

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Comment by Remnant Band on September 1, 2012 at 3:57am

Said it B4 & I'll say it again: 'Like' this for the RIGHT reasons. [ :
This dude is a lyrical miracle!


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Comment by Tom Balistreri on August 26, 2012 at 3:34pm

Toots is an upper cut above the rest!

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